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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Jump as in kick God's ass? Because I'm definitely up for that!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What else could we do? (Seriously, what else does jump mean??)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Musk asked this before going on stage at the Trump rally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"to copulate with" wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never heard someone say "I'd like to jump his/her bones"? It's more rare now but it was a thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well I suppose I heard it in the old 1990s. Ya see yanglinn, there was a time afore the 'net.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One can only hope.

(yeah I should have included a red circle or arrow but I had a big helping of dumbfuck juice that day apparently)

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