I switch between chaotic neutral and neutral evil.

lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral. both times i put it in a bread box bagged unless the bread box has a piece of junk mail i left on top of it.

Every time one of those charts comes up I'm somehow always marked chaotic neutral.

I'm oscillating between lawful neutral and neutral evil

Chaotic evil if I can get away with it. Otherwise either neutral evil or chaotic neutral.

I tie a knot, but it’s more like a shoelace and can be pulled open with a simple pull. Where does that put me?
I feel so lost and alone :(

neutral/chaotic if there's fresh bread, and room temp butter i'm a goblin

I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.

Lawful neutral or chaotic neutral for me, depending on my mood.

Chaotic neutral, except I don't tuck it

I'm lawful neutral until I lose the clip, then I become eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiillll