The actual fuck. No way he actually said that

torquay bro nos dos

"Why do we erect these barriers, when we can erect each other?"

Na ja *schlag aufs knie*

the fumes

Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleep

"Buy my fucking product, you worthless dumbell."

The Mayans warned us about him

If you're of Indian descent, feel free to use it as a toilet instead. Similar to what the North does with Thatcher's

The Na'avi?

9/10 dentists recommend Toblerone to keep them in business

throws fistfulls of investor cash
"A fast one damn you!"