The more entertaining read is God saying "fuck you, in particular" to Job.

So, since I am female, starting an alpha male podcast might be the most sigma move ever 🤔

I have to say that one of my biggest regrets in life is spending about 3,000 BTC on pizza. I'd be a millionaire or more if I wasn't drunk and in my first apartment.

This is missing the rest of it where he says "we were probably there too" (paraphrasing, I don't remember what was actually said) implying that either the US or white people were there 500 years ago. It is really ridiculous.

I mostly wear dresses as I find them to be the most comfortable option, and I've only bought them with pockets for a long time now. No pockets? No sale.

They wouldn't float either because that much mercury would cause the floor(s) of the building to collapse.

Around 2004 I had just recently graduated a shitty tech school as a DBA. Soon after I got a job via my father for one of his college buddies. My job was to convert old cobbled together FoxPro into something relatively modern. I was also hired simultaneously to the same company as a Java web developer and had to combine the two. I spent 2 hellish years there and haven't touched code since, which sucks because I used to really love programming.

I... what? This is so incredibly far from where I stand on the matter that I can't relate at all. Give me the gift card, please. I've never received a gift card that I didn't use within a week.

It covered Rush Hour and a portion of Rush Hour 2. Not 3, because the city is no fun.

This is real. However, believing that the blacked out portions are what truly needed to be redacted by this admin seems naive. Redacting things properly is one of the few things that the US does well.

Victims names etc. are there, but as long as a certain tanning cream gremlins appearances are "exaggerated and false," they don't care.

The Xbox runs the og XBMC. It is still my media server after 20ish years. Having to use FTP for it is kind of a pain, though. Upside is 500gb hard drive with old Xbox games and every emulator game I'd ever want to run.

I bought my current PC which is a laptop in 2020 during the GPU crisis and thought I got a good deal because of it since it has upgradable RAM and and a SATA SSD slot. Turns out that when I finally have money to upgrade- lol no.