Eagerly awaiting part 2 while I try to recall the original storyline without rolling my eyes too hard.

E.T. came out in 1982. The oldest millennials would have been 2 years old. It’s a Gen-X movie. The rest of the text holds up tho.

I think it was the black guy more than the tan suit that they took exception to.

Not true. I just shouted “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” and now people are looking in my direction and whispering.

It acts as a shock absorber for its brain.

The ponies I’ve met have all been right bastards, so this tracks.

It’s much harder to arrest someone for “normal reaction “

democrat + extensive brain damage = republican

I always wondered how they made pants that do this. Normally if you stretch material across two points it flattens across the span. Is this material just so thin that it doesn’t? Do they put a seam or darts in to intentionally pull it into the crack?

Not once they have private armies of killer robots.

You don't have to cheer for China, but it's never wrong to cheer for humans helping other humans.

Cue China with a billion dollars of free solar panels and batteries.