I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.

This is the way. I swear when it's hot out the dairy curdles in my stomach.

Just an idea, visa gift cards. If you need to make it fun, make it a raffle.

The left falls apart, the right falls in line

Fair 😂 I focused on easy/low prep and availability in Germany which brought me to the german deli/bakery I used to go.

Charcuterie plates

Cold cuts, cheeses, fresh/dried fruit, vegetables/pickled vegetables, bread/crackers, etc.

Make whatever plate combination you're in the mood for from a variety selection, i like to stock about 3 options from each category to feel like I have choices

I tuck for comfort, not for looks.

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Cool, I was wondering why I couldn't remember a traumatic walrus scene 😂 I'll skip Our Planet, and if Blue is the one that goes deep in our oceans that's on the watchlist too

Id rather be deported and cast free as a vagabond than imprisoned period. To be "deported" to the internment camps is terrifying.

Once again someone takes what I'm saying all the way to left field

I don't work in tech but literally just put stickers and opensuse on a refurbished Thinkpad I bought a few days ago 🫡