After recent "Bubba" developments I don't think it's wise to leave her alone with a dog 😬

No. He sucked dick because he's a pervert and a wild sexual deviant, not because he's gay.

The Glass Castle is good

Cope lol

Fun fact this is actually new! A Dutch scientist, Hans van Doorn, identified the specific chemicals that cause bitter taste and very quickly bred the bitterness out of modern cultivars

Come wash dishes w me bro

That's not really true homie. How am I to participate in true communism when I must buy the property, then continue on being charged by private utilities, all while being governed by a government that actively punishes communist thought?

Food stamps are crime prevention. Statistically this decision will lead to violence.

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

Yea show me the median!

The other day one of my coworkers asked me if I knew who the professor brothers were and I could not have been happier. China IL is deeply missed by some

Honestly. Still got tricked into giving your money to the McMahon family.