This is the best answer

What do you even gain from it? Seems like a waste of money to me.

And some people still think that China is communist. Nah it's just capitalism with a different flavor. Same goes for Vietnam which recently joined some wacky ass organisation of a certain orange American neoimperialist.

You have no idea how Japanese works, don't you?

Depends. You have to ask yourself:

Do you prefer stability (fixed release distro) or having cutting-edge software (rolling release distro)?

Do you prefer customizable or idiot proof?

Do you have an Nvidia card? Nvidia is notorious for shitty drivers and anti linux agenda but you have to download their drivers if you are into gaming. Some disros have them by default. You can install them manually on others but I had some issues on fedora, for example.

Are you okay with using an os made by a for-profit corporation? Ubuntu, for example, is maintained by Canonical, a rather controversial company.

You want something rather easy, so barebones disros like arch are no-go.

Lawnchair

Oh, okay. I assumed that you are one of those self entitled English native speakers who think that they are more important than the others just because English is Lingua Franca lol. I use English and Polish everyday and a bit of Japanese and there are in fact words that cannot be literally translated, but it was never that big of an issue for me. It might be an issue for immigrants, I don't really know :/

Tax the rich

Maybe if your kid is too young to use a smartphone then don't let them use a smartphone altogether instead of installing some spyware type shit

If only there was a way to watch for free 🏴‍☠️

We should pirate more. In fact we should pirate so much that those fuckers won't be able to decide who to punish

Suck me off, epic