I knew a guy who did this for a time. Ate only vegetarian, but fried bacon to every single meal, then crushed it and sprinkled the bacon on as salt.

He did that until he got a job as a chef, then he said it got too hard not to eat any of the delicious food he was preparing at work.

Going between 3 and 7 most of the time

They weren't swindled, he was president once already. Anyone claiming to not have seen this coming is either too stupid to care about or lying.

I never liked my country being a part of EU, we never even voted to join. We voted to join a trade union which later became a much bigger thing, but we never vores to join what it became, and i don't think we would have.

We never took the euro, but our money is just tied to it, so it is always valued about 7,5:1 which makes it basically... Euro with different artwork.

But America is so fucked, i've always wanted us to disconnect more from them, and lately it seems hard to do that without strengthening EU, and starting to produce our own weapons.

Look at me. Advocating for weapons factories... What the fuck.

One side is owned fully by billionaires.

The other side is just owned enough to not be able to make a difference, but seem like they are trying.

I've made plenty of those jokes by now, iæand i can tell you thats not the case for anyone i know 🤷‍♂️

The joke is a cult leader sucking cock while his cult hates cocksuckers 😂

But we don't mention the cult in the jokes, because then the joke doesnt trigger them.

Nobody i know are outraged that Trump is, at least, bisexual.

We just find it really funny. Not because there is anything wrong with homosexuality, but because building your whole cult around bigotry when you are a minority, is kind of really fucking funny.

And all the mental gymnastics that conservatives are running to defend this right now, is prime entertainment.

Not every joke involving gays, are bashing at homosexuality.

If i was a multi Billionaire i would dedicate my vast wealth to building an Institute that breeds only the most intelligent octopi with each other.

They don't live so long, so generations go by fast. I bet we could speedrun evolution if we just put our money where our tentacles are.

We should just all start calling them blasphemers whenever gods name comes up in a political discussion.

Yes all the wonderful cultural aspects! Like the inquisition, book burnings, destruction of local temples, and changing their story to fit better into all the new conquered territories 🤷‍♂️

The cultural impact of any religion is mass control.

Valhalla is not a punishment though, as only real warriors (read: most likely this will be people who love battle) will be granted access.

Therefore, Valhalla is a reward yes. Just not for "being a good person", but Odin still decided who the real warriors were.

No Nazis would be considered real warriors. They are cowards by nature.

Thats a lot of words to say that he likes that Trump deports South Americans.