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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That’s only a chicken to the state of Alabama if it is fertilized.

There is something that tickles me about calling the egg aisle the Alabama orphanage though (stolen from a post the other day)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If anyone needs me I'll be wanking it in the egg aisle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thank you. We need to keep people away while the aisle is fertilized.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Glazed doughnuts ain't got shit on this guy, look at him go!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you look at the center of the yolk, there is a white spot. No it’s not cum. But it does look like this particular egg was fertilized.

Source: I have a rooster in my flock and about 99% of all our eggs are fertilized. It makes no difference for eating the eggs. But if I incubate them or let the hens do it, they will hatch after 21 days

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Commercial eggs aren't fertilized. Most backyard chicken eggs aren't fertilized. It's mostly homestead farmer types with roosters around their hens that have fertilized eggs. And that white spot doesn't mean anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's interesting, I had no idea

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

A shocking amount of people do seem to think all chicken eggs could turn into chicks/are fertilized. On more than one occasion I’ve explained that your run-of-the mill carton of eggs at the grocery store is just chicken menstruation, not viable fertilized eggs.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I guess this clears up which came first: the chicken or the egg.

In Alabama there are only chickens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I came here to make almost this comment. Yours turned out better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Surprisingly, that is consistent with evolutionary science. (The chicken coming first part. Not the 'eggs are chickens' part)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

theyre_the_same_picture.jpg

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If a man is just a featherless biped, and if embryos are children, then can we therefore conclude that the pictured egg is actually, in fact, a feathered human?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I figure since our digestive system is a hole going right down the middle of our bodies that we are wrapped around, humans are technically doughnut shaped therefore grains also count as human embryo's, lock them farmers up! /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Okay, Diogenes, calm down.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well it's like they say: can't make an omelet without murdering a few babies!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Making a mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Alabama is only one step away from a future long ago predicted: https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?si=yf0xD2XrNkGKgt87

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/fUspLVStPbk?si=yf0xD2XrNkGKgt87

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wish this bot would also give you the video title, that would be super useful

Edit: Just noticed the GitHub link, gonna open an issue

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Scrambled eggs are now Animal Cruelty in the state of Alabama.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That is a chicken.
That is my brain on drugs.
My brain on drugs is a chicken.
Weed makes me paranoid.
Q.E.D.