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I code with fear (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago

Is this that "waterfall method" I've heard so much about?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

We're soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Unity Message | 💀

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there's nothing to be ashamed of

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

To erectile this function

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Salvador Dali would like a word

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When your function literally returns the void

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The angle of the dangle

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