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"Guess it’s time to water-ma-lawn."

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[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What does a cantaloupe say when he sees an attractive honeydew?

"What a melon!"

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

Sttrrreeeetttttcccccchhhhhhh...

this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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