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[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 hours ago

87 is not nothing??? Like what...

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 minutes ago

It's "nothing much" if the alternative is the risk of all the issues you can get from HPV.

I'd respond gay for €87. I mean, I would respond that way anyways, but if I was straight I would too!

[-] Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Bullshit. One dose costs €165 and you need 2 to 3 shots.

what the fuck

[-] themaninblack@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

This is funny but I want to remind people not to discuss the STI diagnosis of your brother’s girlfriend. On twitter.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 17 points 14 hours ago
[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

I can't decide if that was likely part of the joke vs a genuine flub

Almost everyone has HPV and for most people (especially cis men) its harmless. But if you are young, please get the shot to protect the uteruses in your life.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

They only vaccinate 9-18 year olds here now, with main focus being <14 I believe (of both genders). I could get a shot myself, but it's like 200€. And I'm not that young anymore, I probably have some form of HPV, though I could also check to see if my recent test included it.

I swear they used to vaccinate men under 26 or 27 and all women at some point. I think I was a year above the limit back then, but I could be wrong

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 40 minutes ago

I want HPV for free hysterectomy please

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 9 hours ago

AFAIK it can still cause cancer no matter who you are, that's why i jumped on the offer for a free vaccine.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 106 points 21 hours ago

A pal and I went to join a newly opened gym.

I says to the dude on the desk: "How much is the membership a month?"

The staff member says: "It's £50 per month each, or £75 for a couple"

I'm motioning my pal over, and I'm like "dude are we like boyfriends now?"

"yeah"

Turns back to the dude on the desk: "we'll take the couple's membership please".

Went cross code to save £12.50 a month each. Worth it.

[-] eli@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Holy shit, £50 a month? Is that a common/standard rate?

At my work we have access to a $25 USD a month membership and I think that is even a bit too expensive for my taste...

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

hahaha I pay $75 a month for my gym, and it's the cheapest in town.

Prices are just different based upon what cost of living is where you live. That $25 sounds like a pretty good deal depending on whether or not it has a pool though.

[-] Zagorath@quokk.au 5 points 13 hours ago

I pay just under $20 per week in Australia. That's on a special promo price because I signed up in the weeks before the gym opened. (That's under $15 USD at today's exchange rate, but still...)

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago

My local climbing gym is $70/mo
That's why i don't climb

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

any gym membership has to compete with the cost of one of those door-frame pullup bars and some weights

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 24 minutes ago

I wanted to build a home gym too, but when you add the squat rack (realistically a two post one, not the proper big cage) and some sort of bench, it starts getting pretty expensive.

Gyms vary in price a lot though. From like 19€ a month to like 70 or so I think. I asked someone if the expensive gym is less crowded, but apparently not. Problem is, everyone already knows about them, they've been around for much longer than the cheap gyms (of which one has been around for a decade or so)

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Mine is now at $101. :( I'm going to just get some punch cards.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Jesus fuck
🤦‍♂️

Good luck!

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 21 hours ago

I ain't gay, but 87 euros sure is a lot for a just one shot

[-] scops@reddthat.com 7 points 16 hours ago

The HPV vaccine I received was three doses over a nine month period, so I guess we're talking 29 euros a shot, or 261 for the course, depending

[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 19 hours ago

And that’s just for one disease! There’s like thousands of the things!

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 19 hours ago

One might argue that dating a person with HPV puts you at risk as well. one might

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 22 hours ago

Probably just saw the € as a weird cent symbol

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Gay for not pay

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 21 hours ago

What an amazing comment chain lol

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