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How was this not yet crossposted here?!

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[-] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 weeks ago

The US is truly a kakistocracy.

[-] inari@piefed.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

Democracy, for better or worse, is a popularity contest

[-] ink@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

the electoral college is about who can gerrymander more districts. we would be better off if it were actually about popularity.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Has anybody thought about their plight? Like, they have no servants here. How is that living?!

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I heard the last batch a lot of them went back because America is to dangerous.

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I heard it's not the upper class that's going there

[-] newton@feddit.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe use Black americans ? /s

[-] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As somebody who's been to South Africa, this is really funny to me. Especially considering my heritage is all-purpose dough and nobody bothered to genocide me while I was there.

South Africa has a lot of problems, genocide ain't one of them.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

How are previous comments about how stupid this is not automatically included?

[-] thlibos 12 points 2 weeks ago

When does Die Antwoord arrive?

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently they're child abusers who are cool with blackface so it should be any day now.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Trump importing Republican voters again, i see?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Do whatever and Just call it an emergency

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

he's bringing in his own voters and people to give guns too. they aren't American and will have zero issues in shooting civilians. he will ramp up is assault on citizens.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that blanket fear of a particular group of immigrants I detect?

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

random South Africans that are suddenly wanting to go to USA, AND is being promoted by donald when he's currently attacking and deporting minorities without due process?

Yeh, but it's not an issue with South Africans... it's an issue with donald supporting it... if he supports it, chances are it's bad

don't misunderstand me here.. I have zero issues with immigration or people from vArious cultures. it's literally the best way hands down, to process the human race to be better globally... but when a tyrannical president, who is known for nonstop corruption, and waging war against citizens promotes the very thing he is actively fighting... then why would I not give it a blanket bad?

if donald was not involved, I'd have no issue with it.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My guy, two of the literal evilest people on the planet are South African (Elon Musk and Peter Thiel).

Edit: sorry, I guess Thiel only briefly lived there as a child. He describes it as formative experience.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

And it’s because they’re South African? Is it like in their DNA or something? I don’t understand.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nope, just products of their environment — it's very very unlikely that a white person who lived in apartheid South Africa will be a decent person. That + Trump's endorsement means you can go ahead and assume that these are the wrong South Africans to be bringing into the country.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago

I take issue with someone lumping an entire ethnic group together and commenting on “their” tendencies. You should too.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, thanks — fuck the people that Trump brought in the country. There is no white genocide in South Africa, you are a moron for thinking their asylum is legitimate.

Edit: Even South African officials have blasted the 'Mission South Africa' for being outrageous and racist. Feel free to die on this hill.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

Thanks, but you can keep those opinions to yourself and stop putting words in my mouth. All I claimed was that lumping an entire ethnic group in order to talk about how they all act is wrong. Sorry for holding that opinion?

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

All I claimed was that lumping an entire ethnic group in order to talk about how they all act is wrong.

Your opinion is ill informed or shitty, look into South African apartheid and then take a quick examination of the thirty years post apartheid. Spoilers, systemic racism there didn't end — white South Africans still earn on average three times more than Black South Africans. You might be wondering how much of the South African population white people make up? The answer is 8 percent. Guess who Trump is fast tracking into the country? That's right, white wealthy South Africans.

This has nothing to do with bigotry, it has everything to do with evil people extracting wealth from South Africa. If you can't understand why that's wrong then there isn't anything else to discuss.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

So they must all be like that? Keep throwing all the facts at me that you want. Doesn’t keep you from being a shitty person.

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