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Not just any mosquito, a hero according to many
Statues are often much larger than real life. So, a six-inch tall mosquito statue would be similar to a Statue of Unity for a mosquito. But, why stop there? The mosquitos don't give a fuck about a bloodless statue, so might as well make it 10-feet tall to induce nightmares in small children. Even better if it's an animated fountain, where it plunges its proboscis into the water and makes a splash.
Dye the water red for maximum dramatic effect
Or a 6-foot mosquito jamming its proboscis into a lifesize Cromwell. Animation, screams and squelching sound effects optional.
Just for the record, malaria weakens mosquitoes and kills like half of them. Just thought I would inject that into the conversation here.
The mosquito was not formally honoured at the time or decorated in any way. It seems fitting to right a past wrong now and get a statue done.
I like how he thinks.
And it is understandable that the Irish would not care for Cromwell. I'm all for bringing royalty to justice, but as I recall Cromwell harshly put down some type of unrest in ireland, which was not at all unusual for an English military commander.
The Irish view Cromwell the way Palestinians view Netanyahu. The English treatment of Ireland under Cromwell is a lot like the modern treatment of Palestine by Israel, which is why Irish people are so pro-Palestine.
One thing that often surprises English people who move here is just how much we hate Cromwell.
Well as far as I'm concerned the Irish standing against Israel it says a lot to their character, and I have nothing but respect for them.
Common history, so we know conquest and colonialism when we see it.
The population Ireland dropped 60% during Cromwells time there. He was also not opposed to cutting off childrens' hands to send a message to their villages. Ya you could say "harshly".
Jesus Christ man, I never got that part of the story, that is what turned me against Christopher Columbus or obviously Leopold and belgium, that is some fucked up shit.
Which is to say the cutting out the hands part, Columbus famously with cut the hands off of the children of Hispaniola they did not bring him enough gold which there was not enough gold to bring him, he was looking for a placer gold, there's not that much. But King Leopold in Belgium did some of the same shit it's really just awful to read about but Jesus Christ to know that same kind of thing happened in Ireland is well it's not surprising. I was already well aware there's a lot of atrocities but none of them were ever spelled out to me I just read them as the English army did a bunch of nasty shit.
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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