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[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 25 points 6 days ago

I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.

[-] elaina@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Your self love fills me with happiness ^^

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You should see my self-love.

[-] elaina@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It's not that impressive, I didn't think you'd call my bluff. :(

[-] elaina@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Any amount of self love is good

[-] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the absolute dream lmao

I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago

honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'd be doubly embarrassed, literally.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

isn't it just the fact your the only person who can tolerate your insecurity?

[-] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

…no? I wouldn’t feel insecure in the first place if we’re literally the same. What a strange and unnecessarily rude comment.

[-] AsyncTheYeen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

YES! I'm hot af! I sometimes masturbate looking at the mirror

[-] Lunanoichi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

My fursona, on the other hand... 👌

[-] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

Bisexual here. Yeah, kinda. I often daydream about cloning myself, because I would totally fuck me. I know my clone would be cool with it too because I'm a horndog and I don't care if it's bottom or top.

And don't get me started about those gender swap face filter apps. Girl me is just too cute. Would.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well

[-] IWantYou@fedinsfw.app 13 points 6 days ago

Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.

After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people's cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone's penis inside it.

[-] gegil@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

If i had a double of myself, i would love them.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I'm the opposite. There can only be one.

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Indeed, I've met that guy, and he is such an asshole... And OMG you wouldn't believe the degenerate shit that he's into... Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 5 days ago

You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I'd never settle for a loser like me

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

if you can't love the one your with, hate yourself.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

If you can't love yourself, hate the one you're with!

Soooo much easier.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

oh hey, are you all of my exes?

also, don't forget to project your reasons for self-hatred onto them.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

The more common thing ive seen is something i call "i want to look like you and fuck you"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago

I'm not even gay and I'm always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

-Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

That would be suisexual, wouldn't it?

[-] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

leave the car alone !!!

[-] devaly@ani.social 4 points 6 days ago

Do you prefer manual or automatic?

[-] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Narcissexual

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

No, but they are still having a Fabulous Time^tm^ that you will never have.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.

[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

that'd be autosexual isn't it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor's (Queen) "I'm in Love with My Car"

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

sologamy is a thing. people legit marry themselves and hold a party about it to show off to everyone how they are dedicated to themselves.

i would not call it well-adjusted, but it fits the times.

[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 days ago

and I've heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Tbf their personality would nearly always click.

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