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Looks like a Hutt in that thumbnail. Shit, looks like a fucking thumb in the thumbnail.
I know that's low hanging fruit, but fuck it, I'm running out of "reasonable" lately.
Yeah, maybe wait till a real news source covers it. New York Post is about as reliable snd reality driven as an AI hallucination.
Can she be put in jail though? I don't think she can go thru cell doors. Not that you need them; just take away her wheel chair and she is not going anywhere.
Idea:
It may be harder for her to fuse together than the T1000, but it's a risk we'll have to take.
I seem to remember several cases of parents starving their children and what I don't understand is why they are always so grossly overweight.
Could be a projected eating disorder of some sort maybe. Sort of a "I won't let this happen to you" deal.
Or the much more funny (dark, but funny) option that she eats all the food like that John Goodman cutaway in Family Guy.
Wow is she fucking fat or what. But your honor I was just so hungry I couldn't save nofffing for hers.
I mean, she could.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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