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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/scceberscoo on 2026-05-05 19:11:39+00:00.

I am on maternity leave and spend a lot of my time these days sitting on the couch with my baby. I also have a cat. Earlier today, I was eating chocolate covered pretzels on the couch. A few hours later I noticed a little piece of chocolate on the couch cushion that must have flaked off one of the pretzels. I didn’t want it to melt into the couch, but I was holding a napping baby, so getting up to throw it away wasn’t an option. I could have let it sit there until the nap was over, but for some reason I thought… I’ll just put it in my mouth. As soon as I bit down it was immediately apparent that I was not, in fact, chewing on a small piece of chocolate. Can you tell where this is going?

Yeah, it was cat poop. I put a piece of cat poop in my mouth.

TL;DR Ate a small piece of chocolate off the couch but it was actually cat poop.