Trump is also holding the cards backwards.

Also, I've not played with every Uno deck, but all of the ones I've played with, the wild cards all have the same basic design. But his wild cards have several different designs.

And in a real game of Uno, if someone has a bunch of wilds, people just hit them with a ton of Draw 2s.

So to summarize, Trump's deck was stacked. He was dealt an amazing hand. But it turns out that whoever stacked the deck cheated and used cards from multiple different decks. The hand only really works if everyone else plays badly and lets Trump win. And then, Trump is so stupid at playing that he doesn't even know which side of the cards are which, and he just declares victory anyways.

Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal.

I love that they had to ai generate this rather than just hold some actual fucking uno cards.

I wish this meme wasn't so timeless

I think it's funny that Trump posted on Truth and that got reposted to twitter and someone reposted it to bluesky so I can see it on Piefed.

All the cards. None of the marbles.

... So I guess he's just fine with having tiny baby hands now?

Talk about explaining the joke

I play a lot of online Uno, this is what I call a god hand, unless it’s the end of the game this would be an unbeatable hand

Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what: they're allll Full Houses!

Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.

(From Portal 2)

You can tell this is fake because Trump is to racist to play some mexican card game.

In Magic: The gathering, it means you'll probably die the next time you draw a card

Trump has a different way to play uno just like he has a different way to calculate percentage, legal age, and playing 7d chess. That's just how he is, he thinks out of the box.

Should have used Ticket to Ride cards sheesh

https://youtu.be/dt4OdeNX0KY

In Uno if you have a shitload of wild/+4 cards it DOES mean you can fuck everything up for the other players though.

Having a hand full of wildcards can be an easy winning position, all you need to do is figure out the color of one card on the opponent's hand and never pick that color.

Those are actually regular sized cards, his tiny hands just make them look oversized by comparison