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[-] Elysia@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

There is an old chapo episode where they crack jokes about a community of people who are into Big Penis Humiliation

I'm glad they are also getting the century of humiliation they've been waiting for catgirl-salute

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How does big penis shame work? It's usually considered a good trait, even if it becomes totally impractical and a funny curiosity rather than a working tool

Unless you don't want a dick at all which is something different. I guess there's probably a subset of transwomen who don't want bottom surgery but would still prefer a smaller dick I guess?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

in Ancient Greek society the aesthetic was big balls and a small penis

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Oh so I was born WAY too late.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

What if we only think that because all the writing about how much they love big dicks just didn't survive the passage of time

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

History is written by small dicked

[-] ephemeral@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

they just have such a humiliation fetish that they are jealous of guys who can enjoy small penis humiliation and want a piece of that action lol

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, bottom surgery would be too much work but I got a fat cock, would be very happy with a smaller cock. Strangely into small penis humiliation even though my cock is 9 inches. Someone funnier than me can crack a joke about that, I'm sure there's something there

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like there's a lot there

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Dios le da pan al que no tiene dientes

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Some drown while others die of thirst ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The price increase when going up from the average size is an unjust moral tax

Soon I'll have to make a choice between safe and gay sex

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

If you can't fit an "Average" condom, you simply aren't trying hard enough.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

If you use a regular sized condom and it's too small for you it can rip.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So can a regular sized condom used on a regular sized penis. If you aren't willing to resize your penis for sex, you simply need to get your head in the game.

[-] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 5 points 4 weeks ago

So that's what they mean by bone smashing


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[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

There's actually quite a difference in a few mm difference in circumference (they are all equally long)

Sure, you can pull one over your head, but it's going to restrict blood flow (and feel extremely uncomfortable)

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

So youre telling me its also a cheap cock ring?

[-] Big@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Another win for the goat intestine gang

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

This is a plan to raise birth rates

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Still, people are simply fucking less

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Volcel gang. I haven't fucked in like 10 years. This cougar at my local dive bar keeps hitting on me tho lmao.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

This cougar at my local dive bar keeps hitting on me tho

You know what to do 07

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

raise prices (...) per BBC

come on now

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Iโ€™m picturing a very large man, the largest maker of condoms

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ha ha, get a load of this nerd and his penis that works. Couldn't be me.

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