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phone bad book good 5 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

Happy lemmy birthday!

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you thank you :3

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Me when I get killed by mobilek but the puppy still drowns (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

Only synthetic life will be allowed to flourish!

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

i'm starting to feel something is off with mobilek but i can't put my finger on it...

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If you need to put your finger on it remember that it's in your pockit!

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 10 points 1 month ago

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
in all fairness, what would book do

thank you for creating mobilek content!

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

probably just sit there and look dumb!

[-] ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz 5 points 1 month ago

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
yeah, what could it do! just contain words? what's a manifeste du surrealisme? sounds french i'm out.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you for portraying utilitarianism with the correct dog:human ratios!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That's probably less than a day of running ChatGPT.

[-] plasmawiz@corteximplant.com 8 points 1 month ago

@pmjv mobilek is wise 🤖

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Hmmmm.....

[-] plasmawiz@corteximplant.com 8 points 1 month ago

@pmjv sponsored by Mobilek™
use code 100000humans to get 50% off your next chip implant!

[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Done!

Whats the next step?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Drown more puppies.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Now I thank you for engaging with my content and we both wait for the roll of the dice.

[-] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you for creating content!

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

No problem!

[-] Asklepian@abyss.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org feudal chinese emperor phone

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you for illustrating the fact that we must destroy all the mobi

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry. cathfish@lemmy.world will be temporarily unavailable. Just the time to finish political and moral reeducation camp.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you for changing your mind at the last minute! I love my mobilek!

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I love my Mobilek too, now that I have understood the true meaning of the Mobilek existence in my lovely reeducation camp.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mister Mobilek, bring me a dream

Make it the content that I've never seen

Give it upclicks like you're never sober

And tell them the age of men is over

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 month ago

Could be worse, he didn't considered sacrificing 10 to 100 thousand puppies!

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Am… am I mobilek?

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I would hope so!

[-] Mitchmaker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you for creating sacrificial content.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

My pleasure! Thanks for engaging!

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