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I wanna know their witch doctor because that guy is easily three times older than he looks. Everyone I know above 60 does this. Give me that fountain of youth and I’ll keep your secret.

I'd be more concerned about the Rey Skywalker man-bun.

I do this a lot (not in public) because it’s way too easy to hang up with your ear and it fatigues my arm after like half an hour. It’s fine as long as you don’t shout into the phone.

I talk like that when I'm alone on speakerphone. Especially if I need to look something up at the same time.

If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

Not sure if it convinces anyone but my reason is that I start becoming conscious of my ears being squished on the smartphone surface and it starts paining 2 mins later. Slightly lifting the phone up makes the audio worse. So I put it on speaker and do this if I can't find a headphone or earphones.