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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I dunno. I use the expensive tea tree shampoo on my beard. I wouldn't trust that on my jibblies. The, uh, minty fresh feeling is probably not great as it enters holes.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 38 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Weird desire to sit on your balls and tell them what I want for Christmas.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Just have to go balls deep to get there.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 34 points 21 hours ago

no other shampoo could untie the knots and melt the fragrant cheese from beneath my boys.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 42 points 21 hours ago
[-] doug@lemmy.today 16 points 21 hours ago

the sentence is a clean manhood

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago

I sentence you to a clean manhood with possible parole in a week! bangs gavel

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 23 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

frumunda cheese.

it's the cheese from down unda!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 20 hours ago

Herbal Essence is in for the fight of its life.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Had enough smegma to start a cheese factory down there.

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

I hate balls hair

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

He's off to play Highfather in the New Gods movie!

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

Her when she sees you: What a magnificent specimen.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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