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"It's all about raisin awareness"
Yes, this works with both entendres
We are all in grape danger
I prefer super-hydrated grapes, fermented, in a glass.
Basically a fruit salad.
They dehydrated, but they still grape you in the mouth.
@TheImpressiveX That's a good one.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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