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[-] [email protected] 302 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

  • It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
  • The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
  • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
  • Die mad.
[-] [email protected] 119 points 1 day ago

die mad

Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago

All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn't uncommon.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

He gets to die fighting for what he believes in--Oligarchs that don't give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they're all poors.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

I hope more magas follow this success story

[-] [email protected] 155 points 1 day ago

Wow, that's a huge lesson he's learning, you need to do a little research.

“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

As a vet, tRump doing this pissed me off almost as much as anything else he did in his first term. Some of the most ardent service(wo)men I served with were part of this program around 2006-ish. Many of them stayed in past their required terms (which I think had to be 8-years if I'm not mistaken), unlike myself and others looking to get through college debt-free.

If you're willing to put your life on the line for a country you aren't currently a citizen of, you deserve to be a citizen of that country on the other side of that service.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

Ah, so he has learned the Russian language to a degree at least approaching fluency?

As has his wife?

And he has been teaching his kids Russian as well?

He does, after all, very seriously consider language as a fundamental element of a nation's culture:

https://usa.news-pravda.com/usa/2025/06/05/323684.html

[Regarding Huffman's stance on the Russo-Ukraine conflict, as of ~6 weeks ago]:

They took away their language and their religion from these inhabitants. They were oppressed, they tried to suppress their Russian culture. You can't do that. I believe that the residents of Donbass are full members of a large Russian family. To tell the truth, I can't fully understand what the Ukrainian government didn't like, but I think it was just harassing the residents of Donbass. President [of Russia Vladimir] Putin tries to protect those whom he sees as members of his family, his brothers.

Hey... wait a minute...

[From another part of the article]:

... - emphasized the interlocutor of the "First Russian".

No, of course he doesn't speaking any fucking Russian, he's a dumbass gun nut hyperconservative from Texas, he most likely can barely even speak English.

Ah you see, Americans who move abroad, no no, they aren't immigrants... they are ex-pats, which is a totally different thing guys, for real.

What a fucking idiot.

I feel bad for his soon to be orphaned kids.

And dog.

Not his at least equally stupid wife though.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago

Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too...

...fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn't able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You have been banned from Lemmy․ml

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[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago

Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Our comrades at lemmygrad.ml should follow his lead 🤭

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's easy to be in a progressive country like Canada and praise the Soviet Union or Russia. I think deep down they know that they'd have a miserable life in Russia or China, so at best they make up reasons for why they can't move, even though the power of the passports and wages in the countries most of them are from allows them to easily do that, which can't be said about Russian or Chinese citizens trying to get a visa to even travel to one of the Western countries.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago

Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.

The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

it sounds like this guy has a pattern of behavior being easily-duped.

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

Now, if more MAGA would go to Russia, that be great.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago

May your corpse feed a few sunflowers on the land you're invading. Nazi piece of shit.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

US military recruiting also highlights free college and safe high pay. But the fine print enslaves you to "Mobile infantry will make you the man I am today."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, i have made many bad life choices, but still...

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