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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I drink instant coffee. Those jars are thicker than bullet proof glass. I would not want to be hit by one.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Good point, why are these instant coffee jars either the thickest, heaviest glass or flimsy plastic? Never in between.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

And it's either a months worth, or two days. There's gotta be some serious science behind it all.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Month's worth: so much there you binge drink it in 2 days and buy more

2 days' worth: so little you end up paying x50 the price

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

But the lids are so flimsy. I know one of these days that heavy glass is gonna become thin plastic.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

guy knew nestle could do more damage than a mere weapon

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

good fucking comment

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Have a nice cup of coffee later.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Nice? It's Nescafe.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

The world has gone so far off the rails, we have lived to see Nestlé become the good guys.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Nah, I wouldn't go that far.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Americans: we prefer guns, but we’ll use damn near anything. We just happen to be famous for using guns for everything from ordering takeaway to getting our hair cut.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Dumbass was lucky the driver didn't have his Marmite closer to hand. 🤌🏼

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I walk to the shops with robust cloth bags and it often happens that I'll have a bag with glass jars or cans or thicc 1L reusable juice bottles.

And yeah, the thought has crossed my mind that if someone were to threaten me, I'd just start flailing them. Would need to take care, though, so I don't accidentally kill them...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

How very Australian. It's a small jump from fending off an attacker with venom to doing it with instant coffee.

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