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Dr Oz, it sounds like a fairytale.
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Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.
Let them eat less cake!
Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?
Best way to prevent the accumulation of unwanted lead macroparticles is to take a lesson from Han Solo and shoot first.
What kind of cake though?
Carrot cake apparently..
He needs to open a history textbook book.
He isn't ignorant. He doesn't care. He's vindictively robbing all of us blind. They don't think any of this will be beneficial to any of us. We are not even a consideration.
None of these greedy fucks are doing any of this because they're incompetent. They're doing it for $$$ and control, and they'll get it, because we're all still typing paragraphs into a social media site instead of murdering all of them.
ATM machine
Protect that PIN number
I input my PIN number into the LCD display of the ATM machine.
RAS syndrome
Why? So he can see historians celebrating more men in history who didn't deserve their power or fame?
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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