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[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It’s Vekna!

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nope avoid going into churches at all times.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

I'd be looking for a naughty Zoot who needs a spanking.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Way to apparate without being summoned and you're not even a novelty account, good show sir.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

do you think the scene should have been cut?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I actually have no clue what this could be in reference to haha. I've just used this name for the last 20 years or so and haven't ever really attributed a reason for it.

Most people just think it refers to some form of getting high, but this is the first time I've ever heard someone to refer to Zoot in this way haha

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I should really watch Monty python that was amazing lol. Thank you

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Naughty girl!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Did they leave the beacon on again, which just happens to be cross shaped?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A little bit of peril is good for you.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Clearly that's where the best loot is.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Eh. Maybe if it was purple loot.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Only if you want to end up in a vampire orgy. So yes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

This is yet another moth post, isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I've seen a few raves held in old churches so definitely.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's a night club ~Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down β€” and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there [~'99, IIRC?])

FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🀒πŸ₯² "Insurance" will not save you or your money β€” as if it would anyway, in this era. 🀌🏼

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

There's a light over at the Frankenstein place...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

There's a light burning in the fireplace.

There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Take off your pants first and slam open the door when you enter. That removes you from the horror genre.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I suggest you hold out for a Scooby-snack.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Could be a rave.

???

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If you're too old for the priest, maybe.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Might as well, seeing as you're already in there.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Which one's the ominous light?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Some people have no survival instincts. Those idiots would tell you to stay out. Go in, that's where the free drugs are.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

/c/askouija

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

RRRRoooxxx-anne
you don't have to put on the...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I'm just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here's my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it's not available as a standalone track, IMHO)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I appreciate you for this link. I know the scene but never would have thought of it again b/c of my previous disgust.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think there's no other way. Be sure to save first, and stock up on your supplies.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Heck yeah you should! Why did you even ask!?

Go!!!!! Report back! It'll be fun!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Unless it's the photo flash on the priest's phone, go right ahead!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Now, I'm super curious how the phone flash is red. 😢

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Probably just the priest doing his stuff.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!

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