You know, I'm starting to think these Antivaxxers might be lying... I've now gotten hundreds of covid shots and I still seem to be alive. I keep being promised certain death any day now. Maybe if I just get a few more it'll kick in.

Any day now...

If only they were right

Typical government, making promises they don't keep, getting my hopes up of a swift death, then rugpulling

If someone was going to assassinate you, a long incubation period prion disease would be the way to go. Just like the seemingly harmless virus I just accidentally released.