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Good ending
(sh.itjust.works)
I wonder if they have ligma
What's ligma
A serious illness that people can get for being extremely gullible
Not to be confused with Sugma, which is an illness found only in people who have monoalphabeta neuropathy.
Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.
So sad for Steve Jobs 😢
Steve Jobs my balls
Good news everybody
Now I want to create a nation called Sugonda, and its official language will be Sugondese, where we create a drug for Ligma called Bofadis.
bophades the greek philosopher
I buy all my clothes at soup
What do you mean, you're "at Soup"!?
Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
Better question, why are they selling clothes at the soup store, but not soup? Are they selling soup at "CLÖTHEZ" now?
I think I know the syndrome you're talking about.
Fucking England...
It's better than buying clothes at the toilet store 🤷🏻♂️
Where are you?
A'ight, well hurry up and come over here.
no soup for you!!
Can someone explain the joke?
It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.
suq ma
suck my
suck my what
Someone could, yes. 😈
Say the word out loud.
"the word"
Well now you just lost the game.
bird
Is it next to this pharmacy?
Ha, gottem.
Balls.
Suqma ballgowns
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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