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choas (quokk.au)
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I want dresses, and I don't care if they clip through literally everything!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My bg3 character is female. She was in slacks until act 3 where she could finally have a dress

We looted everything. I feel like there are two dresses in the game: the robe Gale wears and a white dress you find in a Balders Gate house near the end of the game

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Shadows in the real world a lack of energy Shadows in games imma need it all boss

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Sure. Player character? No.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

"I noticed the elves in level 3 look too similar to the dwarves in level 5."

"It's too late to change it now!"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

The logical answer is that too many Computer Science majors loved Silver Age comic books.

The Martian Manhunter was stronger than superman, but couldn't handle fire. Green Lantern was similarly godlike, but was unable to control anything colored yellow.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined
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