Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.

LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.

I like to live dangerously

Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.

The risk is worth the reward

Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.

or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan

little treat for french speaking folks

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.