Slow pastuerization kills the same amount of microbes as flash... without killing all the flavor of the milk.

The more deadly pseudoscience that spreads the fewer conservatives there are in America, so I can't say I mind stuff like this too much.

Surely this is satire. One of you guys made this as a joke, right? Right?!?

There is a way. Just mix it with equal parts hard liquor.

ThE FlU Is JuSt A BaD CoLd! If BiRdS CaN TaKe It WhAtS yOuR PrObLeM sNoWfLaKeS?

Fuck, dude, it's already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven't been keeping up with the news on the issue.

at least CVD isn't contagious