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Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer's to forget but the average person isn't looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Give this man a promotion!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You'll shoot your arm off.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The bang saw

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hellfire R9X

Edit: thank you, C A B B A G E ⬇️

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

What the fuck

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It's never a war crime the first time!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Israel: 👀

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I have no notes

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm confused about the spyware free part. I'm not clocking on either link. But cAn you explain that one?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The link have question mark in the middle and a unique identifier behind it. When a web browser requests the website from youtube, it will look at that identifier and know that link was generated by a specific user. If you request the video while logged in then google knows that those two accounts are somehow communicating. If over time two youtube accounts are communicating bidirectionally then they are probably friends. If communication is going only one way then it might be an influencer account.

Removing that identifier will remove information about who sent you the link.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Oh good shit! Are there any extensions that can deshitify that process?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Only if they can reach mach 5

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