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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else πŸ˜… 🀷

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rust dev confirmed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lookup Unix socks

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

holy hell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

They're the same picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too πŸ˜‚

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago

Now we nead a mean one like[...]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupÀÀ just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that's the one I was thinking about, thanks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I heard about this from foone