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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 287 points 1 year ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[-] [email protected] 218 points 1 year ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[-] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

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[-] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[-] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[-] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

and vagine.

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[-] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

more likely something about "the jews"

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Finally, some good dating advice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
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