Hexbearians when the slop is good.
it has been a 200+ upbears kind of week hasn't it
The bears must flow
Poor salmon 
Salmon lead really fucking hard lives. They're the Enemy at the Gates Soviets of the animal kingdom. That being said, all of em were gonna die real soon anyway, if they're in a river and it's spring they're headed back to the lake or pond from which they came and then having more babies and immediately dying. The babies take the same rout with the same beers the other way to the ocean, vibe there until they're horny and then see above. They are here for one specific good time and not a long time.
I wonder if farm salmon that escape get the urge to swim back to the farm during spawning season
Me too now
A Sisyphibian existence
If it's any consolation they've already transformed from lil fishes into horrifying lovecraftian monsters.
tiny salmon swimming up the stream
tiny salmon chasing the impossible dream
the Hexbear says "LIB! POST HOG!"
edit: added more hexbears (yes there are 20)
We love our big beautiful bears don't we folks 
FRESH SLOP!
"Salmon" is not a gay archetype I'm familiar with, but I'm here for it.
It's a white person so white they go red for some reason
We normally just call that English
It's similar to an otter, but scalier and with a slime coat. So basically someone with eczema that isn't responding to being treated through over-moisturization.
Fed bears you say 
Bit idea: using the strength of the salmon run as an augur for how funny the news will be that year
I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.
My snout descends 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
