"Gimme the hottest ya got!" screamed the President at a campaign fundraiser in Wilmington, DE hosted by OpenAI and Wells Fargo. When Hexbear News Network's Junior Corespondent MaxOS questioned First Lady Jill Biden on whether the president can handle the level of spice, she responded "It's a trial by fire. We'll have to see..."
This would objectively be the funniest way for him to die
Lmao
starts crying "I can't do it, Jack, these wings are just too hot"
"Sir, you're eating the napkin"
As the intense spice started to overwhelm Mr. Biden's frail body, the spectral entity that had sustained his lifeforce was forced to flee from his corpse. Like a scene from Indiana Jones, the liberal president's form disintegrated in front of the popular youtube channel's cameras.
OC only... or else