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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much New York bagels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is this in funny? It should be in [email protected] or something.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Now deep fry that whole jawn and we're talkin'

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can't be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (6 children)

This image made my teeth hurt

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the term for "cankles", but for the wrists?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

forearm+wrist = ...forist ? fist ??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

forearm + hand = fand? ... harm?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Try this-

Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

Enjoy

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But there's about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it's god tier.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is what obesity* is about

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

My teeth hurt if i look at this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely missing the deep fry step.

Also why is this posted here...

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it'll have to do

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

thus explaining the source of the diabetes

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Y'all mean "Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches", right?

: P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We're looking at like 800 calories each here, easy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Them's rookie numbers. Let's deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Based on some quick searches, it's probably closer to 550 Cals. Donut is up to 300 and I'm guessing that is a cup of ice cream which ends up being about 250.

Bigger problem is that it's mostly sugar.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I was excited that someone finally got the bagel to cream cheese ratio right. Now I'm disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When my wife and I stayed in Osaka we were one street over from Amerika-Mura, and hidden in that place was a small shop selling "ice dogs":

Glazed hot dog buns with milk (vanilla isn't the defaultfor white over there) flavored ice cream scooped into it.

Absolutely amazing those were

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What does milk flavored ice cream even mean? Ice cream is made from milk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just sugar and cream . Sometimes called "sweet cream" ice cream. Cold stone has it as a flavor I think. Delicious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sweet cream is the base of ice cream. You use that to flavor, adding vanilla or chocolate powder to a sweet cream base will give you those ice creams.

Milk ice cream is sweet cream base and then add milk flavor. I think they use condensed milk to pull it off, but it's weird and the US doesn't sell anything like it at any kind of scale to my knowledge, and I've looked

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Thats about a half inch(13mm) to your waistline

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I would need to take the day off after eating one of these lol

They do look delicious, just way way too much for me to handle

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[–] Squirrel 5 points 5 months ago

I'm hungry and tired enough that this looks absolutely amazing right now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I thought that was butter before I read the headline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yes, you certainly have the freedom to be a diabetic!

Otherwise, how does this have anything to do with freedom?

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