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[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago (7 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I am a banana!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All I have to say is "TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Burninatung the houses”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like it when the red water comes out🩸📍

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING, RING.... BANANA PHONE!

Or, My personal favorite...

A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Edit: oh... And this

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They took my friggin kidney!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

Yes I can still sing it

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

#It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I am le tired. Fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

For the love of god and all that is holy!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

BANG BANG BANG

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

TROGDOR!!!! 🐉🔥

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Schwiftyfive.

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