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The story of that theme song can now be told.
So uh, a roommate and I once tried to marathon all of Seinfeld.
We did not succeed, felt like we were going insane about halfway through, called it off.
... All the main characters other than Kramer are just lying, conniving sociopaths, Kramer is also nuts, but at least sometimes he tries to actually be some kind of a good person and do something for a good reason, albeit often in a haphazard or absurd way.
We could not withstand the immensity of their horribleness, in a single sitting.
But anyway, I can tell you that the actual theme of the show, and the bass stings in the episodes...
They get more disjointed, worse harmonics, more dissonant, odder timings, as the show progresses.
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