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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon buys an air fryer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I could say the second part of your sentence about a lot of things

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I like to bang your mom because she doesn't make a mess on my stovetop and most of the fat drips at the bottom.

Huh. Neat.