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Brainfuck is the sixth circle (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 215 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

"Malbolge was very difficult to understand when it arrived, taking two years for the first Malbolge program to appear. The author himself has never written a Malbolge program. The first program was not written by a human being; it was generated by a beam search algorithm designed by Andrew Cooke and implemented in Lisp."

All right, WHAT THE FUCK

[–] [email protected] 137 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In the soap opera General Hospital, Colonel Sanders of KFC makes a guest appearance because someone is trying to kill him to obtain the secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. He knows Malbolge and is able to disarm the destruct sequence.

… I… what?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were kidding.

https://youtu.be/4T50w1BWCro?si=mlSizqEAnJ_5wb5n

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Well, I wasn’t kidding, but I put about a 50% chance that someone had just vandalized the wiki page…

Thanks for finding that, absolutely golden lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That soap opera apparently has 15000 episodes and has been airing since 1963....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

So you're saying that might not even be the craziest episode?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

The chance of that is definitely not negligible

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

This is peak programming. That's it. It's done. We can pack up and go home now.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Sounds like Javascript and co-pilot to me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My God!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Got you covered, friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Fuck... all the big tech corps got some catching up to do