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Imagine you're shopping and you pull out a towel from the rack and there is just a whole stoner back behind there chilling. /shudders
Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men's jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.
Decided to take him home, and it's been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he's always down to play some Smash, he'll even let me win.
All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow's Encino Man!
"for as little as one Polly shore movie a week, you too can adopt a poor lost stoner" 😂
I picture Sally Struthers strolling Ikea, opening cabinets to find people hotboxing inside, passing some girl doing dabs in the fake kitchen, pleading for our help.
Charels Dixkens directs.
Don’t forget about “Phantom of the Mall”! One of Paulys early films!
I think I'd be more concerned if it was only part of a stoner.
Amputee stoner playing on hard mode, hiding in sets of drawers.