this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had the George Costanza before I was 25. I couldn't even grow a full beard yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty much same. Now I'm 30 and still can't grow a beard. I just wear hats all the time, so no one knows I'm bald, because my hair is pretty thick in the horse shoe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you wear a hat all the time, people know. Sorry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As a fellow baldy, its liberating to just own it. But sun protection is a must! I like wearing hats not because Im self conscious but because I dont want a crusty scalp!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I hate to tell you, buddy, but everybody can tell what you're doing. It's just that most people know that guys that do this are trying to hide it, and there's an unspoken rule not to say anything about it. Like when people wear with platform insoles to make themselves seem taller, but we all know...