Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man (theonion.com)

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Will it actually restore the sensitivity tho?

[-] beanenjoyer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

For the first time in history, we’ve been able to confirm without a doubt that renewed sensitivity and enhanced sexual pleasure can be safely transferred from pig to man.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Oh god damnit I didn't see this was an onion joke, got my hopes up!

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

There's certainly potential https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100659-longest-orgasm-in-mammals

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

Also known as swine or hog, pigs are considered a subspecies of Sus scrofa, the wild boar, although they’ve been domesticated since as early as 13,000 BC.

When the scrofa is sus stop-posting-amogus