Dad Jokes 2.0 (lemmy.today)

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the Ball.

why do Cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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[-] twettledumb@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

dang man!

this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026

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