Dad Jokes 2.0 (lemmy.today)

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the Ball.

why do Cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

Did you know there's an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That's the biggest number I've ever heard

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love this one. Hippity hoppity, it's now my property.

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

There's an old joke that uses this premise.

President Bush was briefed on the war this morning. He was told that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from the President's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?"

[-] twettledumb@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

dang man!

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