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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

It's not an UFO anymore if you catch it.

[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 5 months ago

Hmm... Even of you catch it, you don't necessarily know where is it from, what it wants or what is it capable of. So still unidentified?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

It's not flying anymore.

[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 5 months ago

That's true. I feel dumb now

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Missing a detail happens to everybody.

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

So if I understand correctly: I should not catch my plane. If I do, it won't fly anyway. Gotcha.

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