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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's the baby blood. How much are you consuming?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Damn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Lack of empathy and sheer luck.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You spent it all on avocado toast, didn't you.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

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